I Was Promised Adulthood... All I Got Was This Lousy Mortgage is a humorous and practical financial planning journal designed to simplify money management for any adult. With 182 pages of tools for tracking expenses, bills, and savings, it blends humor with organization to help any adult stay on top of finances.
Perfect for homeowners, professionals, or students, this planner offers a lighthearted approach to managing the realities of adulthood while maintaining organization. Whether you’re tackling debt, saving for goals, or managing a mortgage, this journal gives every adult the structure and motivation to succeed.
More than just a finance tracker, it’s also a thoughtful and funny gift for any adult who appreciates humor while navigating money responsibilities.
Features & Benefits:
✅ Monthly Budget Trackers – Record income, expenses, and balance your cash flow.
✅ Bill Tracker – Stay ahead of recurring payments and avoid late fees.
✅ Online Shopping Tracker – Keep impulse buys under control.
✅ Debt Tracker – Manage balances, payments, and progress toward freedom.
✅ Spending Overview with Pie Chart – Understand exactly where money goes.
✅ Savings Goal Tracker – Set realistic financial goals and watch progress grow.
✅ Annual Financial Tracker – Review yearly progress and plan.
✅ Wide Lined Pages – Capture notes, goals, and reflections.
🎁 Perfect For:
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Budgeting & financial planning
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Mortgage, debt, and savings tracking
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Gifts for any adult juggling bills with humor
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Students, graduates, and professionals
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Daily journaling, lists, and reflections
Take control of your financial future with I Was Promised Adulthood... All I Got Was This Lousy Mortgage—the funny, functional planner every adult needs.
